In a Lonely Place on 04-30-2019

I woke up this morning, noticed something odd about Bogart’s left hand, and counted six fingers. Perplexed, I counted again, and still somehow calculated a second pinkie. Increasingly excited, I wondered if I was being given a sign. Was Bogie in trouble? What was he asking me to do? Had the aliens surrounded the bar? Did I still have ten fingers and ten toes? I sprung from my chair, then stopped and counted one last time. There were only five fingers. Of course there were only five fingers on Humphrey Bogart’s left hand.⠀